The Fate of Diphtheria
(to the tune of “The Fate of Ophelia” by Taylor Swift) [Verse 1] I heard you whisper on the megaphone You said the shots were all a hoax As legend has it, you were nearly gone But here you are, back in the throat [Pre-Chorus] And if the doctors quit on me We’ll see a nineteenth-century repeat I swore my loyalty to facts (Facts), the vax (The vax), and I (I) Right before the truth got quiet ...